(Sorry about the HUGE gifs)
So, we all know that Magnus is next to fucking useless in a kitchen, so I made a recipe even he will be able to follow. Tonight we're having paprika-rice and some... chicken, milk, sauce, thingy.
So, you take some rice, just enough to feed yourself - you're not american. Add some oil, I used about 1½ tablespoon because... well I'm not american. And some paprika and salt.
And then you cook them. You should really know how to cook rice by now. If not? Well... tough luck mate.
Then you chop your veggies. I used, leek, sweet pepper, spring-onions and a chili. Yes, chili is a veg. Fuck off mom!
Then chop your chicken. Into bits. Or chuncks. Whatever man. As long as you can fit it into your mouth I don't care.
And you probably wanna season the meat a little bit here. I used black pepper, currypowder, salt and soy-sauce.
And, this part is almost fun! FRY THINGS!
Are you getting hungry yet? Well I was. This is a fucking drag when you have to take pictures as you're cooking. So I had some soup (which turned out to have expired back in oh-nine).
Right. Now it's time to FRY MORE!
Also, you might want to have a beer now. Like... congratulate yourself, and shit. You're doing good if you ain't burnt shit yet.
So, when you've finished your beer the chicken should be fried. And it's time to add some WHOLE MILK! 'Cus I'm skinny as fuck and I like milk and not the watered down shit you can buy.
Add some buillion (what the fuck is that called in english?) and some... puré... (LEARN TO SPEAK DANISH FFS! (or whatevs)) Stir and let it simmer.
And while it's simmering, have an espresso. It adds class, and makes people think you might actually know something about foodings and shit.
And now it should be done. Serve with bread (and butter!) and beer!
Now eat it and be happy. Fuckheads.
